My Army friends can all blow me today. Sorry guys! Sort of. I know you like to blow guys, just don't talk about it. Today is the day to celebrate the Navy, not something I do often.
Army goes three and out, losers. I hope that can conduct a war with better skills than they control the battle in this arena.
Navy scores just by touching the ball. Ok, someone had to carry the ball into the end zone, but the Army just stood by and watched. 7-0 in the opening minutes!
The Navy center messed up the long snap to the punter, who chased the ball into the end zone! Good training allowed him to requickly recover and punt the ball over 50 yards out of the danger zone. Too bad he will only get official credit for 13 yards. The entire Army team went the way the ball was supposed to go before the snap was flubbed. HA! If they had been watching, they might have got the ball in perfect position for a score.
Now some playing around. Army has lame ideas for their supportive ads, but I do kind of like their new uniforms. The camo and black is a good look! I still prefer the Navy Blue and Gold.
Fumble! Army recovers it, but they are lucky to still have the ball. Sounds like a typical Army strategy. Notice that the Marines don't lose it.
End of the quarter.
AH! It was almost an Army interception! Thank the Lord for the poor players on the Army team.
Navy runs, runs, runs. Then slips in a pass and gets huge yards and scores! 17-0!!
Army gets a good run back! Too bad the guy is a tank fighting against more mobile forces.
Two minute warning... letting the Army be warned that they are getting whipped! Shun White is a wild runner, but what is with his beard? That is out of uniform!
Army fakes the kick on Fourth down and messes up! HAHAHAHA! You guys have to practice your tactics more.
That's the half. Is Army going to call the Air Force for some air strikes to stop the Navy?
The game restarted, but I was not sure I needed to gloat some more. If I was in the Army, I might ask for a transfer to a new service.
What will Navy do on 4th and 2? I say go! Army sucks anyway.
They did it! Go Navy!!
Touchdown! Again. Poor Army. 24-0. I thought the army know about land tactics? Can't prove it by their football team.
Well, the beating is finally over. First shut out in this game since Carter was President! I am not sure that any of these kids were even alive when that beatdown happened. Final score? Well, with a Navy interception with under a minute left it became 34-0.
Go Navy! Army sucks. Even the Air Force gave a better fight. What a waste of cool uniforms.
