Virgin-Americans Vow Fight Against Cap-and-Trade's Blood Sacrifice Amendment

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I have been reading about some of the insane things that the Dems have hidden in this incredibly convoluted and destructive piece of legislation.

What happened to The One's promise to let America review all legislation for a business week before it gets signed? Putting 300 pages of crap in at 3am is not an example of openness.

It is past time to hold the crooks accountable. It was bad enough under Bush and the horrible spending, this new tyrant is completely out of control. Impeach the entire government and only replace about a third of them. There are too many politicians and bureaucrats trying to control our lives. Make them get real jobs.

http://iowahawk.typepad.com/iowahawk/2009/07/virginamericans-vow-fight-against-capandtrades-blood-sacrifice-amendment.html

The 87,492 page bill -- official designated as the American Patriotic Renewal Act of 2009 for Carbon Reduction, Energy Independence, Heathy Climate, Sustainable Job Growth, Adorable Puppies, and Earthly Paradise -- is a keystone in President Obama's first year legislative agenda, and was originally anticipated to get swift congressional passage. Instead, it faced a unexpectedly tough vote in the House last week after coal state Democrats complained it would place an unfair economic burden on their home districts.

"I am as interested in reversing global climate change as anyone, but I fail to see how increasing taxes and random machete attacks on Ohio coal producers alone will solve the problem," said Marcy Kaptur (D-OH). "Come on people, there are plenty of other industries who deserve machete attacks too."

In order to secure the votes of wavering Democrats, House leaders Nancy Pelosi and Henry Waxman inserted several last minute amendments to the legislation, including provisions for national oxygen rationing, witch burnings, dousings, and phrenology research. But the one that has seemingly stoked a grassroots backlash is the controversial Sexually Inexperienced Citizen Environmental Volunteer Amendment. The wording of the amendment calls for all American virgins over the age of 21 to register with the Selective Sacrifice Board, for possible use as victims in nationally televised vivisections intended to "supplicate the Earth-Spirits."

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